Went grocery shopping today. Went to the cat food aisle because I have cats. Started poking around the pet toy area, and saw this:

Wow, toys endorsed by Better Homes & Garden’s lovable pet guru, Doctor Harry! I wonder what innovative ‘feline follies’ this Doctor has come up with? Surely something really cool and worth the $4…

It is, literally and without joking, a small blue tuft of fur. That’s it. I could have pulled this out of my belly button.

The tag reads “Quality Guaranteed”!

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