For some reason typing “Best comic ever” into Google doesn’t result in Plant-Man.com appearing as the top result. Yeah, I know, what’s up with that? I don’t get it. Anyway, I thought it would be cool* to share some search term results that apparently did result in people coming to check out what I would like to call the BEST COMIC EVER.

“Wacky” – Well, that’s a nice way to start things. I like to think Plant-Man is wacky. He’s just that kind of guy, you know the guy at the party who goes outside to rearrange your lawn furniture so it spells out words for Google Earth to take photos of.

“Bad guy cliches” – I guess this one is OK. I did a page called that once. I’ll let this one pass. Do you hear me, Google? You get that punch for free.

“Planting man” – I don’t know what you sick freaks are into. Some kind of sick sex in dirt fetish. Oh lord, I hope I didn’t just invent that. I don’t want to go down as the man who invented seed planting.

“Comic strip about plant” – That would be pretty boring don’t you think? Plants don’t really do much. Unless it was something like Bob The Angry Flower. That would be kind of cool.

“Comic strips for pollution” – I’m pretty sure I’m against pollution. Yeah, I just checked. Pollution bad.

“Man with plant hands” – Eww. How would you pick your nose? You’d get pollen up there and start sneezing like mad. Forget that.

“Diplomatic Problem” – I don’t think Plant-Man is actually in the business of solving diplomatic problems. It would be nice if he was. Boring comics though. I pity the poor guy who had a diplomatic problem and turned to this comic for advice. We’re really only good for tawdry double entendres.

“Ideas buffer” – As opposed to buff ideas – thoughts about guys who work out a lot.

“Paranoid man” – Are you paranoid? Or do you want to find out what it’s like for a man to be paranoid? Let me tell you, it sucks. Everyone is out to get me. There will that do?

“Webcomic updated” – I’ve come to learn that a webcomic that is updated is actually a pretty rare thing so I’m glad that Google acknowledges that this comic is always on time. It might not be all that funny but at least it’s consistent.

*cool is a relative term. So is Uncle.

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